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- Yes, you. - Why would I do that?
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Because, man, she came here to see you in the first place.
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- It was all you, buddy.- Okay, time-out.
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Okay, if we're gonna be roommates,
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There's gonna have to be some rules.
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Like number one, keep your smelly cowboy boots
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away from anywhere there's food, okay?
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Number two, don't be singing your ballads of the Confederacy
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in the bathroom. It's not cool.
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And three, don't have sex with random girls who show up
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at the door in the middle of the night.
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We didn't actually have sex, okay?