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That probably doesn't make any sense to you.
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I had to make out with Abe Lincoln,
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and then I had to perform the jabberwocky
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for a bunch of frat guys who wouldn't stop laughing at me.
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And now you have to kiss me when the bell tower rings.
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I don't know how stoked I am that kissing me
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is your third trial of fire.
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- Okay, that's, uh, $7.75. - Thank you.
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Thank you. Oh!
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And, by the way, this is for last time.
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- You really didn't have to. - No, I insist.
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See, I really do carry a wallet like