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Why is he in France?
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Hmm, turns out someone in this room,
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maybe someone I'm looking at right over there,
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had an affair with him and his wife found out all about it.
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Deke!
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Shocking! I didn't even know chef Nicolas was gay!
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Oh, please.
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If he was gay, I would've been all over that.
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Like a gorilla on a breadstick.
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Lady, we all know it wasn't Deke.
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Okay, yes, yes, fine. It was me.
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And my parents say I'm loose as a goose.