来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第20集 第20集》

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  Oh, please.
  别装了
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  If he was gay, I would've been all over that.
  他如果是基 我早扑上去了
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  Like a gorilla on a breadstick.
  像只大猩猩压法国面包棍
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  Lady, we all know it wasn't Deke.
  小姐 我们都知道不是迪克
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  Okay, yes, yes, fine. It was me.
  是是是 就是我
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  And my parents say I'm loose as a goose.
  我爸妈说我骚时 肯定没见过你这狐媚子
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  But it was not an affair.
  但我跟他不是婚外情
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  We made out once, in six different places,
  我们就亲热过一次 在六个不同地点
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  on eight different occasions,
  八个不同的时刻
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  and then I ended it.
  然后我就结束了这一切
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  You ended that, and you ended this!
  你结束了那段奸情 也结束了这间学校
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  All of this! Forget my spatulas!
  结束了这一切 再见我的抹刀