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ain't nobody got time for that.
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The chances of you being bit by a shark are, like, 0.0001%.
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Not if you're black.
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Sharks are racist as hell.
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That's why they call them "great whites."
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Marc, the surfer, and I really hit it off,
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And he is so cute, like a young Matthew Mcconaughey,
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but with real hair.
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So nothing like Matthew Mcconaughey.
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I hope he texts me. I love surfing.
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I never go in the water, 'cause I know if I start drowning,
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I'm not gonna fight it.