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Caroline, if you're looking for that kind of guy,
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I have a cousin who loves the water.
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It's the only place he can move his legs.
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Oh, sweet. No thanks.
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Well, think about it.
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You'll be at the front row of every concert,
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and he doesn't move around a lot when he sleeps.
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Here, give old ironside my number.
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What? I love music, and if he bugs me,
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the city has one of those free vans that'll take him home.
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It's the surfer asking me out to dinner!
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And he thinks he can get us into the hot, new spot,