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Then you create hype by making it
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impossible to get a reservation.
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You basically refuse to let anyone in.
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Can I be the first?
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Okay, I've put my date purse together.
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I've got my gum, my gloss, and a $20 bill
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to make it seem like I have money,
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which I will return to the register at the diner tomorrow.
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Well, you're welcome to use my date purse.
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It's a ziploc with a cigar and a change of boxers.
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And my phone is fully charged,
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so I can call an uber car to take me home.