来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第8集 第8集》

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  It's a ziploc with a cigar and a change of boxers.
  是一个装着雪茄与四角裤的密封袋
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  And my phone is fully charged,
  我的手机电也充好了
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  so I can call an uber car to take me home.
  确保到时候有电叫接送公司
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  An uber car?
  豪华接送公司吗
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  You can't afford a fancy town car.
  你哪有钱叫豪华轿车接送啊
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  Yesterday, you used an english muffin to exfoliate.
  昨天你还用英式松饼去角质呢
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  Yeah, and then I ate it.
  是啊 弄完我还吃了它
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  Plus, it's on our joint credit card,
  而且还是用我们联名信用卡付
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  which means every time you make a dumb purchase,
  每次你犯傻乱花钱
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  you owe me a joint.
  你就欠我一根大麻[联名]
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  I don't want to have him take me home
  我不想让他送我回家
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  and give him the wrong idea.
  这样他会误会的