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An uber car?
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You can't afford a fancy town car.
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Yesterday, you used an english muffin to exfoliate.
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Yeah, and then I ate it.
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Plus, it's on our joint credit card,
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which means every time you make a dumb purchase,
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you owe me a joint.
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I don't want to have him take me home
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and give him the wrong idea.
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Oh, please do give him the wrong idea.
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Stay out all night with the surfer.
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ride his half-pipe.