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Well, just put on a little makeup.
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I'm fully made up.
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You are?
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Oh, well, you know, maybe when you do your hair.
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Okay, I'm a little behind on my hair.
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My boobs were a bigger project than I thought.
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And I like what I'm wearing, and I don't have time to change
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'cause he's already 20 minutes late.
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20 minutes late?
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That's a no-show.
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You've just got stood up.
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You got stood up somethin' awful.