before you were stood up.

你还没被放过鸽子的时候
Thank you for making me take the reservation, Max.

麦克斯谢谢你鼓励我来这里
I mean, otherwise, I was just gonna

不然我本来打算
get in bed and be depressed.

趴床上自怨自艾呢
You were in bed and you were depressed.

你刚就是趴在床上自怨自艾啊
Don't rewrite history just 'cause these folks have.

别学这帮人一样搞重写历史好吗
I mean, we are smack in the belly of Williamsburg ironic chic,

我们正在威廉斯堡讽刺的潮流中心里
and I want to smack it.

我真想拍死他们
Look, they even have a country clothesline

他们还有这乡下风晒衣绳
Hung with baby clothes.

还吊着婴儿衣服
We should get this for Han.

我们应该带这件回去给阿憨穿
I mean, that is the most pretentious thing I've ever seen.

这玩意简直是我看过最"装"的东西了