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It's Marie Antoinette.
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I'm doing a famous French figures theme this year.
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I'm hitting the gym.
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Well, make sure you wear a condom.
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And pick me up some Gala apples.
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I thought these Golden Delicious would look dramatic
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in the bobbing bucket; they just look dull and depressing.
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There's no contrast.
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Why would I wear a condom at the gym?
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Maybe because you're screwing that twink trainer of yours.
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And I need gourds.
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I'm going to hang them on the tree out front,