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and inviting and spectacular
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and have this Halloween party shot by Elle Friggin' Decor
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so someone will see it and swoop in
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and take this place off our hands, and then I can feel free
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to fall in love with a 25-year old who has great biceps.
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So get off my back, carve a goddamn pumpkin,
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go get a goddamn outfit and man up.
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I can't believe this is who we've become.
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Halloqueens arguing over pumpkins.
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We wanted to have a baby.
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We were going to have this...
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great life.