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Military-in--
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This is a bit excessive, don't you think?
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- I can walk. - No need to be a hero, Will.
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You know, after university,
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I hiked the great lakes of Kashmir,
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and it was wonderful up until the hookworms,
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and they're sneaky little buggers--hookworms--
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Because I didn't notice how distended
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and bloated my abdomen had become
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until you get the painful, endless, bloody diarrhea--
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I'm gonna go use mother nature's powder room.
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- You care to join me? - No.