来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  This here kitchen is a death trap.
  这厨房简直是杀婴神器
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  Whole mess of things up in here that can kill someone.
  这里有一大堆能弄死人的东西
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  We got knives, we got fire, poison, scalding hot water,
  有刀 有火 毒清洁剂 滚烫的沸水
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  Alan's leftover fish tacos.
  艾伦过期的鱼肉卷
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  You worry too much.
  你紧张过度了
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  Jake ate a steady diet of floor wax and detergent,
  杰克当年没少吃到地板蜡跟清洁剂
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  and he turned out...
  你看他...
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  Yeah, maybe it's not a bad idea.
  其实你说的还真有道理
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  I locked all the cabinets and the drawers,
  我把所有的柜子跟抽屉都固定了
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  put these safety knobs on the stove,
  炉灶也加上了安全开关
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  and if you want to access any chemicals,
  如果你想要拿出那些化学药品
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  you will need a special magnetic key.
  会需要用特殊的磁力钥匙