来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  keep your eye out for a special magnetic key.
  留意有没有特殊磁力钥匙掉出来
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  Why would you need to lock the towel drawer?
  为什么毛巾抽屉也要上锁
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  You hide your pot in the medicine cabinet.
  你的大麻是藏在药物抽屉里的啊
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  I'm guessing.
  我猜的
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  That is no ordinary towel drawer.
  那不是普通的毛巾抽屉
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  That's the first step on the stairway to disaster.
  那是灾难的起源第一步
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  Oh, I'm too hungover for this crap.
  我太醉 懒得听这些狗屁
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  Okay, okay.
  好吧 好吧
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  All right, imagine, if you will, child pulls out the drawer,
  你想象一下 小孩拉开这个抽屉
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  climbs up onto the counter and toddles over to the window
  爬上去到台面上 在爬过去
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  that has been left open
  到没锁的窗边
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  because Alan finds the smell of steaming broccoli
  没锁是因为艾伦觉得蒸花椰菜让他反胃