来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  Oh, I'm too hungover for this crap.
  我太醉 懒得听这些狗屁
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  Okay, okay.
  好吧 好吧
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  All right, imagine, if you will, child pulls out the drawer,
  你想象一下 小孩拉开这个抽屉
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  climbs up onto the counter and toddles over to the window
  爬上去到台面上 在爬过去
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  that has been left open
  到没锁的窗边
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  because Alan finds the smell of steaming broccoli
  没锁是因为艾伦觉得蒸花椰菜让他反胃
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  to be "gaggy."
  所以打开窗透气
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  Whereupon, the child spots a beautiful kite,
  结果呢 小孩看到了美丽的风筝
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  most likely in the shape of a butterfly or a Pikachu.
  很可能是蝴蝶或皮卡丘图案的
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  The child reaches for the kite,
  小孩伸手想抓风筝
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  tumbles out the window,
  滚出窗外
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  bounces off the awning, flying through the air,
  掉到雨篷 弹出去 飞在空中