来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  Yep, took me about six weeks to figure out
  是啊 我花了六个月的时间才知道
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  that my morning sickness
  我每天早上的晨吐
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  wasn't just a really bad hangover.
  不是一场久达六个月的超级宿醉
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  Well, we all make mistakes.
  我们都会犯错误
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  One morning, I woke up married to this one.
  某天早上我醒来 就发现自己跟这货结婚了
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  See, bottom line, this wasn't part of my five-year plan.
  主要是因为这不在我的五年计划之内
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  You know, law school, clerk for a judge,
  我的五年计划是念法律学校 当法官文员
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  start my own practice.
  开始我的事务所
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  Wow, that's-that's impressive.
  哇 真是野心勃勃呀
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  Uh, Alan's son, Jake,
  艾伦的儿子 杰克
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  had a five-year plan for the tenth grade.
  也有一个念完十年级的五年计划
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  See, that's why I liked your profile.
  瞧 这就是为什么我喜欢你们