来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  You have never hit on me once, Walden.
  你从来也没想泡过我 沃顿
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  I mean, we worked together every day, side by side,
  我们每天一起工作 面对面
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  and not so much as a lingering glance
  从来没有长时间的对视过
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  or a "Gee, you look nice today, Barry.
  也没听你说过"你今天挺帅 巴里"
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  "You lost a little weight, Barry?
  "你是不是瘦了 巴里"
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  Those cargo shorts really flatter your calves, Barry."
  "这条工装短裤很显你的小腿肌肉 巴里"
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  No, man.
  不是的 老兄
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  We got married so I could adopt a baby.
  我们结婚是为了领养一个孩子
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  That... we're a pretend couple.
  我们是假夫妻
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  It's kind of like your "Girlfriend in Canada."
  就像你"在加拿大的女友"
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  Okay, Olivia is real.
  拜托 奥利维亚是真的
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  I mean, just... Okay, look at these nude photos she sent me.
  好吧 看她发给我的裸照