and how to be there for your friends when they need you.

朋友需要你的时候如何支持他们
Oh, you can teach them your ability to always be in the bathroom

你也可以教他们每回结账的时候
whenever the dinner check comes.

总能刚好在厕所的本事
That's pure instinct.

那是本能
Can't be taught.

教不了的
You know, all my memories revolve around my dad.

我所有的回忆都跟我爸相关
The time he threw my Tamagotchi down the garbage disposal.

他把我的电子宠物扔到垃圾处理机里
Time he made a pass at my prom date.

他和我的舞伴调情
Time he divorced my mom and married my prom date.

他和我妈离婚娶了我的舞伴
Guys. Guys, it's the hospital.

各位各位是医院打来的
Oh, if it's one of my patients, I'm not here.

如果是我的病人说我不在
Oh, don't worry. If I'm your kid's doctor,

别担心如果我是你孩子的医生