来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第4集 第4集》

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  I mean, put yourself in its position.
  你设身处地想想
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  For nine months, you've been floating
  九个月以来
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  in the world's nicest waterbed.
  你一直沉浸在世界上最好的水床里
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  Then somebody opens a trap door,
  突然有个人打开了活门
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  all the water flows out,
  水全部流走了
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  a set of salad tongs grabs you by the head
  一把钳子把你钳住
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  and yanks you out,
  把你拽出来
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  and then some guy you never seen before
  然后一个你从未见过的男人
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  starts slapping you on the ass.
  开始拍你的屁股
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  Reminds me of a trip I took to Tijuana once.
  让我想起我去提华纳[墨西哥]的那次旅行
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  Aw, look at how cute that one is.
  看她多可爱啊
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  Yeah, she's got a nice rack, too.
  对啊 奶子也不错