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that other kids can make fun of.
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Well, bad news. Every name can be made fun of.
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That's not true.
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Really?
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How's your pond, Walden?
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It's an intellectual insult, but it still stings.
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I was "Larry the fairy" all through high school.
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Oh, no way! I was "Barry the fairy."
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Somebody noticed that you could rearrange
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the letters of "Alan," And I became
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"Little Anal Harper."
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My name's "Herb."