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New shoes, new shoes
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Where are you going?
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To the sauna.
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Hopefully, I'll be abducted on my way,
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but know that even though I'm gone,
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I'm happier up there with my alien lover.
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True, they don't have lips,
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but they do have crazy-long fingers.
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I'll go with you.
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Not to talk about work,
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but she can't go alone. There might be bears.
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There were always bears at my chalet in Aspen,