来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第2集 第2集》

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  with the new finger friendly keyboard."
  试试全新手指便利键盘"
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  My fingers are already too friendly.
  我的手指绝对"友善"[便利]啊
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  Ask my fourth-grade boyfriend.
  问问我的四年级男友就知道
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  These sample texts are getting kind of racy.
  这些范例短信越来越猥亵啦
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  "Bad news--I think the condom broke last night."
  "坏消息 昨晚的避孕套好像破了"
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  Why would anyone put that on a display model?
  怎么会有人放这种短信在展示机上啊
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  That's mine.
  那是我的手机
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  I left it there by accident.
  我不小心把它放在上面
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  But that's not your problem.
  但不关你们的事
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  Now, tell me, what are your phone needs?
  告诉我 你需要什么功能的手机
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  Uh, my needs are simple.
  我的需要很简单
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  I need a phone that can draw a mustache on people
  我需要一台能给别人乱画胡子