来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第2集 第2集》

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  I left it there by accident.
  我不小心把它放在上面
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  But that's not your problem.
  但不关你们的事
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  Now, tell me, what are your phone needs?
  告诉我 你需要什么功能的手机
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  Uh, my needs are simple.
  我的需要很简单
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  I need a phone that can draw a mustache on people
  我需要一台能给别人乱画胡子
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  and occasionally will call my mother and hang up.
  偶尔会打给我妈再自动挂电话的手机
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  And she needs one with a good camera,
  她还需要有好相机的手机
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  because I have to film my video pitch for new pants.
  因为她要帮我录 讨新裤子的视频
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  I have a hole in my butt.
  我的屁股有个洞
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  You know you're supposed to, right?
  你知道谁的屁股上都有个洞 对吧
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  Max, I might be a virgin again.
  麦克斯 我好像又变处女了
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  I love my new phone!
  我爱死新手机了