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If you want to look like a dog, I could do that.
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Look, here's me as a St. Bernard.
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See my neck keg?
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Okay, I've done some research,
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And here's some things other people want money for.
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One woman wants money for a new leg.
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Scrolling.
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Wait. If she only has one leg,
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Shouldn't she be on can't-Kickstarter?
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Oh, I'm no longer working with them.
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They denied my project.
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Apparently, I'm not artsy enough