来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第2集 第2集》

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  and have too many legs.
  而且还有太多条腿
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  So now I'm on Go Fund Yourself.
  所以我上了"为己投资网"
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  Oh, perfect.
  正好
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  I've been telling you to go fund yourself for years.
  我也叫你去死好久了[音似]
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  The future of my pants hinges on the video pitch.
  我新裤子的未来就靠这个视频了
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  The tone needs to be sad and pathetic.
  气氛语气一定要又可怜又凄惨
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  Uh, preparation done.
  那你已经不用练习了
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  What's sadder than former billionaire Caroline Channing
  还有什么比前亿万富翁卡洛琳·钱宁
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  asking for money for pants?
  上网求人给钱买裤子还惨
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  Oh, they're not gonna know it's me.
  他们不会知道是我
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  Are you being funded by Al-Qaeda?
  资助你的是恐怖组织吗
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  If they're buying, I'm taking.
  他们要是真愿意资助 我也照收不误