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wearing said pants.
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All I need is $1,500.
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Stop! Whoa! $1,500?
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How many pounds of clothes are you getting?
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Look, it's for one pair
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of amazing Dries Van Noten silk brocade pants--
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super cute.
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And, yes, it's a lot,
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but my investors will get something in return.
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For $5, they will get
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the feeling of goodwill in their heart.
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Pbbt!