来自《死在西部的一百万种方式 第0集》

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  But I tell ya, folks,
  伙计们 我跟你们说
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  this telegraph machine... That thing is nuts.
  电报机那玩意儿...简直烂透了
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  I mean, sure, it's faster than the Pony Express,
  当然啦 它是比小马快递要快
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  but what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick?
  但是不能寄自己老二的照片 要它何用
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  Okay, they're giving me the lantern.
  好了 他们举灯笼示意我了
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  Enjoy the bison and I hope you're enjoying your drinks
  好好享受 希望你们享受今天的饮料
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  as much as my horse enjoyed making them for you.
  就像我的马享受制作那些饮料一样
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  Now, let's all line up for the sweetheart dance.
  现在排好队跳甜心舞吧
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  Come on, let's go.
  来吧 我们上
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  No, no, no! I suck at dancing.
  不不不 我跳舞超逊的
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  No one will notice.
  没人会注意的
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  How will they not notice?
  怎么可能不注意