We give it to Shirley as a Mother's Day gift.

就送给雪瑞做母亲节礼物
- Absolutely. - What?

-一点没错 -什么
Abed, you don't have to do that.

阿布蒂你不需要那样做啊
I am so sick of you guilting people

我很讨厌你用虚伪的博爱把戏
with your phony humanitarian schtick.

让他人产生罪恶感
Phony? When I win, you can watch me do it.

虚伪等我赢了说到做到
Of course you'll do it, but that won't make it less phony.

你当然会做到了但这并不会让你的虚伪少几分
You know, you'd be a lot more likeable--

你知道吗你本来可以更可爱些
If I never did anything for anybody ever?

如果我从没有帮助过别人的话
Yeah. Because when you help people,

是因为当你帮别人的时候
that always turns out great.

从来不会越帮越忙
Let's do it.

我们动手吧