This situation is at a DEFCON 2.

这是二级战备
Alicia, can I give you a little feedback?

艾丽西娅我能给你个建议吗
You might want to lighten up a bit.

你或许可以放松一点
Oh, how does that work?

怎么放松
Am I supposed to just flash my pearly white smile

你是要我挂上闪亮的微笑
and give your borderline illiterate children whatever they want?

不管你那两个快成文盲的儿子吗
That sounds a little like sarcasm.

这听起来像是在讽刺
Oh, you got me. You must be a detective.

被你发现了呢不愧是警探
Listen, I gotta go.

好吧我要挂了
Who hates Harry Potter?

谁会讨厌《哈利·波特》啊
Concierge says scary

前台说
brother Kasib should be pulling up any minute.

吓人的大哥卡西巴马上就到了