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I owned a cupcake business, now I'm temping.
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Why don't I just ask Chestnut to kick me in the head?
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He won't do it. I've asked him like seven times.
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Look, we've both casually fantasized about our deaths
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within ten minutes of waking up,
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so maybe we should do something to distract us.
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And xeroxing will make us feel whole?
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Let me tell you something.
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when you're photocopying your ass on a xerox machine,
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you are never more alive.
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Hello, old friend.
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Here it is, my temping blazer.