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Let me just give you a "for instance."
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Some girl, let's say her name is Sarah,
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is walking through the office
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with her number 2 pencil facing up-ways.
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Well, she trips over her shoes and falls,
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and that number 2 pencil goes right through her eyeball
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and into her brain.
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And now she's gotta eat applesauce through a straw
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the rest of her life.
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See, that's not our fault, that's her fault,
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As per the judge's decision
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in Sarah Drake vs. Westship insurance.