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Let's xerox our asses.
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Well, how could I say no to copying my butt?
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The only thing better than one of my butts
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is two of my butts.
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- I'll go first. - Too late!
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Do you want legal size paper or three-hole punch?
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Three-hole punch?
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That's how my longest relationship ended.
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Ready, you corporate sell-out. Fry me.
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Hey, why is it still flashing?
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I put in 100 copies instead of one.
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Don't worry about it, we'll use them as christmas cards.