Last week, Tony Gutierrez got his head caught in the bike rack.

上周托尼·谷地瑞兹的脑袋卡在自行车架里了
He did that to make five bucks. That's really good business.

他是为了赚五块钱多划算
I would've given him ten if he'd lasted longer.

他再撑一会我都想给十块
Victor Hu is special.

糊味多不一般
No, he's not, Carl.

很一般卡尔
There are other Asian kids. Like, a billion.

还有好多亚洲孩子好几亿呢
I don't get why you're freaking out

就两个家长抱怨
about two parents complaining.

你紧张什么
It wasn't just two.

可不是两个
It was two dozen parent complaints.

有两打的家长投诉
About you.

投诉你的
You know, another principal would've acted on these immediately.

换别人做校长可能马上就处分你