Well, we had a lot of eggnog.

都喝了不少蛋奶酒
Yeah, I, I rarely drink anymore. No good comes from it.

是啊我都不喝酒了准没好事
Well, I mean, some good came from it.

还是有好事的
I got to make out with a really hot girl in a light-up Rudolph sweater.

我跟一个穿红灯鼻子鲁道夫毛衣的美女亲热了
That was the one literal bright light in a pretty rough Christmas.

那年圣诞不好过但是美女的红灯一直照耀着我
I, I had just broken up with my long-term girlfriend.

我刚结束了一段好长的恋情
We were supposed to get married.

本来是想结婚的
You know, I, I bought a ring and everything.

戒指什么的我都买了
- You never told me that. - Not to mention,

-你都没说过 -而且
I had just gotten bumped from the playoffs in my fantasy football league.

我的足球俱乐部要踢季后赛不要我了
Yeah, you told me about that several times.

这你倒是说了好多遍了
Anyways, um, I'm sorry I didn't handle things well.

抱歉事情没处理好