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a huge file of complaints about me.
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And more importantly,
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he has not missed one day of school.
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That is, count them... five days a week.
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Which feels excessive to me, but not to him.
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He's even been teaching Victor calculus in his free time.
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It was your Christmas present, Moms.
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Last year, we got trigonometry.
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Look, Carl lives and breathes Nixon so much
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that it's easy to take him for granted
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and forget everything that he does for us.
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And, uh...