Nothing.

没什么
Bullshit! My Tio does not lie!

放屁我的迪奥不会撒谎的
I don't know. I swear.I don't know.

我不知道我发誓我不知道
Maybe, I did change the channel on his TV, but...

或许我确实换了频道但是
That's it.While you were cooking,he was watching one of those...

就这样你做饭时他正看电视呢
Those "telenovels" with all those ripe honeys on it?

那个电视小说上有许多美女
He was really into it. I told you not to change the channel, man!

他看得很起劲我告诉你不要换台的
Dude needs his eye candy. That's it.

老家伙要过个眼瘾就这样
Is that it, Tio?

是这样吗迪奥
Is that it, Tio?

是这样吗迪奥
Did they change your mamitas?

是不是他们换走了你的美女
What are you telling me, Tio?

你想说什么迪奥