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Masturbation's for the poor, the downtrodden,
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the silent unfuckables.
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I walk down the street and women present themselves.
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They want to extract my fluids.
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It's an honor and a privilege, Hank.
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What--what sort of asshole would refuse such a kindness?
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- What about your old lady? - What about her?
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What about her needs?
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Wives are different.
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They don't rub themselves raw like we do.
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They're ladies.
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All right, well, you seem to have it all figured out.