What?

什么
Speaking of enjoying life, I don't want to be the dead horse here,

说到享受生活我不想只守着"未了情"这棵树
are you sure you don't see anything non-platonic ever crystalizing between us?

咱俩的柏拉图式感情你确定不能升华吗
- I'm sure. - Okay, good.

-我确定 -那就好
Because one of my professors is really hot,

有位美女教授很不错
I want to give you the first right of refusal.

但我想着优先取舍权应该给你
Hello, Pierce.

皮尔斯是你吗
- Mum? - How's school going?

-妈? -学上得怎样啦
Are you popular?

你是风云人物吗
I head through a tunnel right now, I cuts... hang up...

我进隧道了我断线
Wrong number.

打错电话了
Has that boy Jeff stopped teasing you?

那个叫杰夫的男孩没有戏弄你了吧