来自《废柴联盟 第4季 第7集 第7集》

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  Hm, I had a chocolate lab growing up...Rosie.
  小时候我有条巧克力色拉布拉多 罗西
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  She use to wake me up every morning by licking my feet.
  她每天舔我的脚叫我起床
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  Mine was Walter, a German shepherd.
  我的狗叫沃尔特 德国牧羊犬
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  Followed me to school every day.
  每天跟着我上学
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  I'd look out the window, and there he was,
  我往窗外一看 它就在那
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  dropping a steaming fat one on the lawn.
  在草坪上拉了一坨
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  Would someone please tell me
  谁能好心告诉我
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  why I've been shaving my own face
  这么些年来 我究竟为何像土鳖一样
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  all these years like a sucker?
  自己给自己刮胡子
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  This state-of-the-art mock locker room,
  最先进的模拟更衣室
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  or "Mocker room,"
  也叫模拟室
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  simulates the conditions of an actual locker room.
  模拟了真正更衣室的状况