来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第16集 第16集》

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  I'm Britta's dad.
  我是布雷塔的爸爸
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  - What? Why? - I don't know.
  -什么 为什么 -我不知道
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  Got drunk, didn't have a condom,
  喝醉了 没有套套
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  and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo.
  而她妈妈听到奥格宾格乐队的歌就发疯
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  Oh, god, I wish I could relate,
  天啊 真希望我能体会
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  but much like my son, I'm a closet homosexual.
  但是跟我儿子一样 我是深柜同性恋
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  Don't apologize for that.
  别为那种事道歉
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  You're talking to the guy that banged Britta's mom.
  你眼前这家伙可是上了布雷塔的妈妈
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  I have no standards.
  我没有底线
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  Well, what do you say we take a tumble?
  要不我们上床吧
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  I'll put on a wig.
  我会带上假发
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  That's it. You're under arrest.
  得了 你被捕了