Off the record, even he'd admit

私下说连他都会承认
he couldn't get a law through this Congress

他甚至都无法在国会通过
reaffirming the US as the name of the country.

一项重申美利坚合众国的名字的法律
So why bother wasting what little capital he has

那为什么还要浪费那些可怜的资本
with the Republicans on the Hill trying to get an up or down vote

让国会的共产党议员们投票通过
on his pick to run a toothless agency?

他给个无关痛痒的机构选的主管呢
I was gonna get the buffet.

我本来要吃自助的
I don't know why, if given a choice,

我不知道为什么真要选
anyone wouldn't get the buffet.

谁也不会选自助的
Under what circumstance would you order off the menu?

什么情况下你才会看着菜单上点单
If the menu had a five-pound

如果菜单上有五磅的
lobster and the buffet was soy-themed.

大龙虾而自助全都是豆制品