I don't know why, if given a choice,

我不知道为什么真要选
anyone wouldn't get the buffet.

谁也不会选自助的
Under what circumstance would you order off the menu?

什么情况下你才会看着菜单上点单
If the menu had a five-pound

如果菜单上有五磅的
lobster and the buffet was soy-themed.

大龙虾而自助全都是豆制品
- All-you-can-eat assorted soy. - Here's what I need you to do.

-所有能吃的各种豆制品 -我要你这样
Why does there need to be an assignment?

为什么要划分呢
Hey, are we in this buffet thing together?

关于自助的意见我们统一了吗
Yeah, we tell the waiter we're getting the buffet.

我们告诉服务员我们要吃自助
I did a Q and A in "Shape" about my healthy diet.

我做了一个关于我的健康饮食的问答
- You lied. - In a big way and I'm really hungry.

-你骗人 -很正经的现在我真的饿了
So I need you to get food for me and I'll get food for you.

所以我要你去给我拿吃的我也给你拿吃的