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If you want quality vag,
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you have to go out into the wild.
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"Vag"?
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What is that, a half of a vagina?
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You know, in my day we called it a beaver.
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And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two.
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I bet you did.
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Dad?
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Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you.
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Stifler, please stop getting my dad drunk.
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No, he's just trying to get me some vag.
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Okay, come on.