I can't believe I got assigned baseball

我真不敢相信
as the activity for my school's field day.

我运动会被分到了棒球
Those are the breaks, man.

这就是出其意料伙计
I mean, were we hoping for soccer

我们想选可以让你躲在防守线的
where you could hide on defense? Sure.

足球吗当然了
Or basketball, where you could avoid ball contact? Absolutely.

还是选可以不用碰球的篮球赛绝对的
But the gods gave us baseball, so...

但上帝给了我们棒球所以
But I'm terrible at baseball.

但是我的棒球烂极了