来自《家有正太 第1季 第10集 第10集》

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  I can't believe I got assigned baseball
  我真不敢相信
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  as the activity for my school's field day.
  我运动会被分到了棒球
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  Those are the breaks, man.
  这就是出其意料 伙计
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  I mean, were we hoping for soccer
  我们想选可以让你躲在防守线的
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  where you could hide on defense? Sure.
  足球吗 当然了
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  Or basketball, where you could avoid ball contact? Absolutely.
  还是选可以不用碰球的篮球赛 绝对的
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  But the gods gave us baseball, so...
  但上帝给了我们棒球 所以
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  But I'm terrible at baseball.
  但是我的棒球烂极了
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  Well, we have 48 hours to get less terrible,
  我们还有48小时能努力变得不那么烂
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  so here we go.
  开始吧
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  First things first, we got to look like a ballplayer.
  首先 我们要看起来像个棒球手
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  So what I want you to do is, grab your junk and spit.
  我想让你做的就是 抓着蛋吐口痰