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Or basketball, where you could avoid ball contact? Absolutely.
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But the gods gave us baseball, so...
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But I'm terrible at baseball.
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Well, we have 48 hours to get less terrible,
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so here we go.
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First things first, we got to look like a ballplayer.
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So what I want you to do is, grab your junk and spit.
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My what?
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Maybe just-- just spit. Do the spit part.
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That was the worst spit I've ever seen. You got dribble.
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Maybe get the-- oh, you got a hankie.
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All right, let's set up a home plate here.