is minimize time, which is 800 dudes,

是尽可能缩短时间也就是800个男的
multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time.

乘以撸射时间再除以同时撸管数四
Of course, Erlich would have to pre-sort guys by height,

当然埃利希需要先按身高进行预排序
so that their dicks lined up.

这样他们的小弟弟才能在同一高度
Not by height, technically.

准确讲不能按身高配对
The measurement that we're looking for, really, is dick to floor.

关键指标是小弟弟到地板的高度
Call that D2F.

简称为弟高值
Oh, my God.

天啊
You know, if a guy's dick was long enough,

如果某人小弟弟够长的话
it would be able to reach up or down

那他可以向上或向下兼容那些
to another guy with a different D2F.

和他弟高值不同的人
The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge,

小弟弟越长弟高值兼容范围越大