enrollment is up,

生源大增
and tuition is more affordable than ever.

学费也更便宜了
The architect of this modern-day miracle?

而这一切今日奇迹的缔造者
Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,

保安主管本杰明·富兰克林·昌
a man who has brought security, harmony, and success

他带来了安全和谐和成功
to what is fast becoming the area's premier community college.

使这里迅速成为本地区最好的社区大学
Greendale's never been better. Thanks, chang.

无与伦比的格林德尔谢谢你昌
You see? It's not the real dean.

看到没这个院长是假的
Of course.

当然
The head of security at Greendale Community College

格林德尔社区大学的保安主管
has kidnapped the dean

绑架了院长
and replaced him with a deanel-ganger.

以院长山寨版取而代之